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All Songs 1 2 3 Ur Dead 25 Cents a Street? I'll Take Two 8 Animals in Charge A Group of Eyebrows Take the World Lead in Toboggan Sleds A Lonely Baker's Dozen A Macaroni in San Jose A Town of Clown A Typical UPS Afternoon Abbreviated Apostrophes After All These, Still a Parachute After Beer Ain't Got Nothing but an Expired Coupon and a Time Machine Aliens Vs Predator Vs Chuck Norris: Whoever Wins, Chuck Norris Does Angry Customer Vs. Diner Owner, a Play in One Act Anna Kornucopia Another Sip for the Bookmobile Antelope on Onion Mountain Apparatusappendage Armoire of a Risk-Taker Than You Ass Buffington Aye Carumba! It's a Chimichanga! Bagel for Mercy Barrelful of Root Beer Monkeys Barry Manilow Got Stuck in Sausage Fibers Big-C, Welcome Me Back Biography Breakfast Blue Skin T-Shirt (Bonus Track) Breaking Hearts, Breaking Nachos Brown Storm Brewing Bubblegum Drops and Listerine Samples Buddy Comedy in Sector 7 Burt Reynolds Is Coming Butter Down the Hatches Caramel Sandiego Careful, That Love Bug Is Poisonous Cheap As a Jeep Cheesing Up My Cornrows for the Prom Chewing on Plastic Diapers Chicken Bok Wok Chinatown Chicken Nuggets Chumming the Ladder With Four Times the Mass of Church Clarging the Raisin Cran Away from the Child's Finger Ploop Close the Lid on My Mango Machine Cold As Ice Comatose Cakes Penguin Combo Moves in Alaska Corfnick Creating My Legacy of Milk Duds Crud Spaskinski's Dot Comma Chameleon Cry My Foot to Sleep Cryan Ryan Curling Up With a Good Nose Dangler Daaah! Dance of the Seedless Watermelon Nuggets Dancing to the Beat of a Thousand Dave Thomas Paperweights David Hasselhoff's Imaginary Comeback Do Ya Feel Me? Don't Throw Me No Magic Beans Dr. Da Da Do and the Widget Crackers Drive-By Chug Down Ear Die Whisper Chick Ear-Hole Political Party Dance-Off Earrings, Schmeerings We're All Adults Here Emergency Brake Divas Ex-Boyfriend Cologne Face Me (Roar) Facial Hair Fireworks Figured You Were Doing the Pounce-Around Fill the Diner With Horse Muffins Final Wish Flarp For You (For You) Fresh Step Into the Future Friendly Lenny Saves a Penny From Blue to Green in an Instant Gary Coleman Vs. The Ants Get Back McQuack Getting Drunk at the Granola Bar Give Me Relish Before My Pants Ignite Glazed Doughnuts for Me, Tube Socks for Karl Winslow Gloombing the Can of Sand Thomas Godzilla Meets Frankensoup Good Times (At the Alamo) Green With Envy, Pink With Denial Guinness Draught of World Records Have a Flapjack, Walter Kronkite Headgear for the Rest of Us Hey Hey What's Happening Hey Katrina, You Flooded My Heart Hit Hospital of the Never-Ending How a Group of Eyebrows and Matthew Broderick Ruined My Christmas I Discovered a Rare Species of Flargenheimer Foon Bug I Forgot the First Time I Saw You, but I'll Never Forget the Second I Skipped Cloud Nine and Went Straight to Ten I Will Never Be There for You Icicles Bicycles I'd Like to Give a Shout-Out to Vanilla Wafers If I Tell You a Secret, You Promise? If This Premonition Proves to Be True, Then Your False Statement Deserves a Round of Applause If You Had Two Arms, the Answer Would Be Yes I'll Let You Be Mozart Just This Once I'm Breaking Up With You, but I Have Even Worse News (And That's the Good News) I'm Gonna Need at Least More Napkins In Quesadilla, Freeze Frame Intro-Ography Ireshone It's a Pogo Stick It's Always Midnight When I View My Stock Footage It's Because Of It's Drying Out I've Got Two Turkeys in My Pocket Jeff Daniels in Juice Form, Pt. 2 Johnny Big Toes Judging from the Look on Your Face, My Crater Experiment Failed Just Another Flying Squirrel Just Because My Jacket's Made of Beans Doesn't Make Me Any Less of a Man L Legend of Pancake Waffles Let's Get a New Fruit in There Lewis and Clark's Amazing Journey, Presented in Boring-Vision Licking the Floor Dry of Parnda Bears Lightbulb Boogie Lou Diamond Phillips Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry. I Cheated on You MacDaddy Longlegs MacGuyver Here, MacGuyver There, MacGuyver Magellan Didn't Circumnavigate the Globe, He Circumnavigated My Heart Man, Machine, or Neither? the Shocking True Story! Martha Stewart's Root Beer Contract Mashed Potato Wannabe Mayonnaise Man Melvin Poppyseed Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and the Leonardo DaVinci Code Miles of Tiles Liles Ahead Milk Johnson Mils Wissen Mistakes, the Other White Meat Mohamed Ali Jabar Jalood Molecule and Unusual Punishment Motion Detector Romance Mr. Checkbook Mrs. Birch Bark My Cheeks Are Decreasing in Size My (Dad) and Me [Making] "New" Memories My Grandma Always Said Life Was Like a Can of Mayo My Last Crush Wasn't This Citrusy Newborn Deluxe Nimbonious Nuffin' but a Rap Game (feat. DJ Wickensoft) On Another Kazoomikaze Mission One Man's Lipstick Is Another Man's Toothpaste Only One Way Out Oops, There Goes a Humpback Whale Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing Out of the Three Wishes, I Choose You (Out Of) Tom Cruise [Control] Pardon My French Dip (Bonus Track) Paris Hilton Bakes a Cake, Film at Eleven Twelve Paula Abdul to the Death Penis Boobie Fart Poop Pierce a Couple Motels Before I Get Really Agitated and Explode Pork Petals for Me, Finger Petals Ppht, Oops. Ppht, Oops. Ppht, I Farted. President Hoover's Vacuum Flog PUD Cups Pumping Iron, Pumping Gas (Third Time's a Charm) Read All About It: Superman Eats Kryptonite Sandwich Reconsider My Offer or Else I Might Explode Regis Philbin + 2 = Good Quality TV Revolve One or Two Ringo Starr Ate My Homework Rocky Balbologna Rolling Rock Webster's Syndrome Dictionary Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer Beard Rosa Park's Bus Pass Rosie O'donnell's Ass Hatched Ruptured Colons on the Floor Floor Floor Saddle Up My Horse Register Salt and Catsup See Ya Later, Calculator Shampoo Up My Applesauce, G Shifting My Tina Turner-Shaped Car Into Gear Show Me Two Shoes, and I'll Raise You One Shut Your Face, Mary Slide Down the Leverage Tank, and I'll See You at Sunset Slide Your Coaster Under the Cup of Des Moines Slipping Through Time Portals in the Wee Hours of Kindergarten Slivering Down the Acid Melts Slow Motion Ocean Broken Something for Me Song That Sucks Really Bad but Was Included Anyway Spatula Summer Balls Super-Sounding Song Slyly Sucks Souls, Sauerkraut, Sausages Swamp Fire Tales Sycamore Lightscratches Thanks for Not Throwing Me Away That Makes It Me: 3, Danny DeVito: 1 The Amanda Bynes Fan Club Is Made Up of Men in Their Fifties and Robots The Butterflies Come Alive The Destiny of the Dakota Fanning Dinosaur The Dixie Chicks...Need I Say More? The Dow Dropped 14 Placentas The Harder I Try, the Higher I Fly The Moon Is Officially Out of a Job The Thoughts That I Manifest Lead to the Path of the Appleskins Overdose Then Luke Perry Said, "I Gotta Banana Split" There Wasn't a Dry Eye in the Place Except for Russell Crowe's Telescopic Sunglasses There's a Li'l Irish Guy in My Soup These Tears Weren't Made for Crying Third Degrees of Thomas Waterbean This Is the Last Time I'm Gonna Tell You, Carrot Top! This Salmon Is Tuna-Riffic Three Things I Scrunch Between My Legs Time Out for Bingo Patties Toast Turntables Galore and Millard Fillmore Two Seconds Later and I'm Warming Up Under the Bumper Car Madness Undesired Rugburn Renewals Web-Based Oatmeal Courses What Are You Looking At, Jack Nicholson? What's Inside of Lips? Whoa, I'm Starting to Feel It! Wok You Talking About, Mr. Chang? Would You Like Standard, Premium, or Megalowski? X Marks the Spot for Disco Jellophane Yes, I Will Have Another Notebook Yo Mutha's Rappa You Are the Answer to My Question You Had My Heart from the Moment You Performed My Autopsy Your Light-Up Shoes Are Classic You're the Only Girl Who Can Finish Off My Hot Dog Sundae ZZ Top's Combover Space Odyssey
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