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1 2 3 Ur Dead
25 Cents a Street? I'll Take Two
8 Animals in Charge
A Group of Eyebrows Take the World Lead in Toboggan Sleds
A Lonely Baker's Dozen
A Macaroni in San Jose
A Town of Clown
A Typical UPS Afternoon
Abbreviated Apostrophes
After All These, Still a Parachute
After Beer
Ain't Got Nothing but an Expired Coupon and a Time Machine
Aliens Vs Predator Vs Chuck Norris: Whoever Wins, Chuck Norris Does
Angry Customer Vs. Diner Owner, a Play in One Act
Anna Kornucopia
Another Sip for the Bookmobile
Antelope on Onion Mountain
Apparatusappendage
Armoire of a Risk-Taker Than You
Ass Buffington
Aye Carumba! It's a Chimichanga!
Bagel for Mercy
Barrelful of Root Beer Monkeys
Barry Manilow Got Stuck in Sausage Fibers
Big-C, Welcome Me Back
Biography Breakfast
Blue Skin T-Shirt (Bonus Track)
Breaking Hearts, Breaking Nachos
Brown Storm Brewing
Bubblegum Drops and Listerine Samples
Buddy Comedy in Sector 7
Burt Reynolds Is Coming
Butter Down the Hatches
Caramel Sandiego
Careful, That Love Bug Is Poisonous
Cheap As a Jeep
Cheesing Up My Cornrows for the Prom
Chewing on Plastic Diapers
Chicken Bok Wok
Chinatown Chicken Nuggets
Chumming the Ladder With Four Times the Mass of Church
Clarging the Raisin Cran Away from the Child's Finger Ploop
Close the Lid on My Mango Machine
Cold As Ice
Comatose Cakes Penguin
Combo Moves in Alaska
Corfnick
Creating My Legacy of Milk Duds
Crud Spaskinski's Dot Comma Chameleon
Cry My Foot to Sleep
Cryan Ryan
Curling Up With a Good Nose Dangler
Daaah!
Dance of the Seedless Watermelon Nuggets
Dancing to the Beat of a Thousand Dave Thomas Paperweights
David Hasselhoff's Imaginary Comeback
Do Ya Feel Me?
Don't Throw Me No Magic Beans
Dr. Da Da Do and the Widget Crackers
Drive-By Chug Down
Ear Die Whisper Chick
Ear-Hole Political Party Dance-Off
Earrings, Schmeerings We're All Adults Here
Emergency Brake Divas
Ex-Boyfriend Cologne
Face Me (Roar)
Facial Hair Fireworks
Figured You Were Doing the Pounce-Around
Fill the Diner With Horse Muffins
Final Wish
Flarp
For You (For You)
Fresh Step Into the Future
Friendly Lenny Saves a Penny
From Blue to Green in an Instant
Gary Coleman Vs. The Ants
Get Back McQuack
Getting Drunk at the Granola Bar
Give Me Relish Before My Pants Ignite
Glazed Doughnuts for Me, Tube Socks for Karl Winslow
Gloombing the Can of Sand Thomas
Godzilla Meets Frankensoup
Good Times (At the Alamo)
Green With Envy, Pink With Denial
Guinness Draught of World Records
Have a Flapjack, Walter Kronkite
Headgear for the Rest of Us
Hey Hey What's Happening
Hey Katrina, You Flooded My Heart
Hit
Hospital of the Never-Ending
How a Group of Eyebrows and Matthew Broderick Ruined My Christmas
I Discovered a Rare Species of Flargenheimer Foon Bug
I Forgot the First Time I Saw You, but I'll Never Forget the Second
I Skipped Cloud Nine and Went Straight to Ten
I Will Never Be There for You
Icicles Bicycles
I'd Like to Give a Shout-Out to Vanilla Wafers
If I Tell You a Secret, You Promise?
If This Premonition Proves to Be True, Then Your False Statement Deserves a Round of Applause
If You Had Two Arms, the Answer Would Be Yes
I'll Let You Be Mozart Just This Once
I'm Breaking Up With You, but I Have Even Worse News (And That's the Good News)
I'm Gonna Need at Least More Napkins
In Quesadilla, Freeze Frame
Intro-Ography
Ireshone
It's a Pogo Stick
It's Always Midnight When I View My Stock Footage
It's Because Of
It's Drying Out
I've Got Two Turkeys in My Pocket
Jeff Daniels in Juice Form, Pt. 2
Johnny Big Toes
Judging from the Look on Your Face, My Crater Experiment Failed
Just Another Flying Squirrel
Just Because My Jacket's Made of Beans Doesn't Make Me Any Less of a Man
L
Legend of Pancake Waffles
Let's Get a New Fruit in There
Lewis and Clark's Amazing Journey, Presented in Boring-Vision
Licking the Floor Dry of Parnda Bears
Lightbulb Boogie
Lou Diamond Phillips
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry. I Cheated on You
MacDaddy Longlegs
MacGuyver Here, MacGuyver There, MacGuyver
Magellan Didn't Circumnavigate the Globe, He Circumnavigated My Heart
Man, Machine, or Neither? the Shocking True Story!
Martha Stewart's Root Beer Contract
Mashed Potato Wannabe
Mayonnaise Man
Melvin Poppyseed
Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and the Leonardo DaVinci Code
Miles of Tiles Liles Ahead
Milk Johnson
Mils Wissen
Mistakes, the Other White Meat
Mohamed Ali Jabar Jalood
Molecule and Unusual Punishment
Motion Detector Romance
Mr. Checkbook
Mrs. Birch Bark
My Cheeks Are Decreasing in Size
My (Dad) and Me [Making] "New" Memories
My Grandma Always Said Life Was Like a Can of Mayo
My Last Crush Wasn't This Citrusy
Newborn Deluxe
Nimbonious
Nuffin' but a Rap Game (feat. DJ Wickensoft)
On Another Kazoomikaze Mission
One Man's Lipstick Is Another Man's Toothpaste
Only One Way Out
Oops, There Goes a Humpback Whale
Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing
Out of the Three Wishes, I Choose You
(Out Of) Tom Cruise [Control]
Pardon My French Dip (Bonus Track)
Paris Hilton Bakes a Cake, Film at Eleven Twelve
Paula Abdul to the Death
Penis Boobie Fart Poop
Pierce a Couple Motels Before I Get Really Agitated and Explode
Pork Petals for Me, Finger Petals
Ppht, Oops. Ppht, Oops. Ppht, I Farted.
President Hoover's Vacuum Flog
PUD Cups
Pumping Iron, Pumping Gas (Third Time's a Charm)
Read All About It: Superman Eats Kryptonite Sandwich
Reconsider My Offer or Else I Might Explode
Regis Philbin + 2 = Good Quality TV
Revolve One or Two
Ringo Starr Ate My Homework
Rocky Balbologna
Rolling Rock Webster's Syndrome Dictionary
Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer Beard
Rosa Park's Bus Pass
Rosie O'donnell's Ass Hatched
Ruptured Colons on the Floor Floor Floor
Saddle Up My Horse Register
Salt and Catsup
See Ya Later, Calculator
Shampoo Up My Applesauce, G
Shifting My Tina Turner-Shaped Car Into Gear
Show Me Two Shoes, and I'll Raise You One
Shut Your Face, Mary
Slide Down the Leverage Tank, and I'll See You at Sunset
Slide Your Coaster Under the Cup of Des Moines
Slipping Through Time Portals in the Wee Hours of Kindergarten
Slivering Down the Acid Melts
Slow Motion Ocean Broken
Something for Me
Song That Sucks Really Bad but Was Included Anyway
Spatula
Summer Balls
Super-Sounding Song Slyly Sucks Souls, Sauerkraut, Sausages
Swamp Fire Tales
Sycamore Lightscratches
Thanks for Not Throwing Me Away
That Makes It Me: 3, Danny DeVito: 1
The Amanda Bynes Fan Club Is Made Up of Men in Their Fifties and Robots
The Butterflies Come Alive
The Destiny of the Dakota Fanning Dinosaur
The Dixie Chicks...Need I Say More?
The Dow Dropped 14 Placentas
The Harder I Try, the Higher I Fly
The Moon Is Officially Out of a Job
The Thoughts That I Manifest Lead to the Path of the Appleskins Overdose
Then Luke Perry Said, "I Gotta Banana Split"
There Wasn't a Dry Eye in the Place Except for Russell Crowe's Telescopic Sunglasses
There's a Li'l Irish Guy in My Soup
These Tears Weren't Made for Crying
Third Degrees of Thomas Waterbean
This Is the Last Time I'm Gonna Tell You, Carrot Top!
This Salmon Is Tuna-Riffic
Three Things I Scrunch Between My Legs
Time Out for Bingo Patties
Toast
Turntables Galore and Millard Fillmore
Two Seconds Later and I'm Warming Up
Under the Bumper Car Madness
Undesired Rugburn Renewals
Web-Based Oatmeal Courses
What Are You Looking At, Jack Nicholson?
What's Inside of Lips?
Whoa, I'm Starting to Feel It!
Wok You Talking About, Mr. Chang?
Would You Like Standard, Premium, or Megalowski?
X Marks the Spot for Disco Jellophane
Yes, I Will Have Another Notebook
Yo Mutha's Rappa
You Are the Answer to My Question
You Had My Heart from the Moment You Performed My Autopsy
Your Light-Up Shoes Are Classic
You're the Only Girl Who Can Finish Off My Hot Dog Sundae
ZZ Top's Combover Space Odyssey