Up up up and away
I have to say that it's okay
Took the pepper and garlic
And threw them away
There's only two flavors that I want
That's the flavors
Of salt and catsup
Bill gave me the bottle
Blew it up in full throttle
Jimmy came by
Just to say hi
He asked what was up
Just eating salt and catsup
Mr. McPoop and the
Scraggly Cat
Went to the chicken coop
To eat the hat
Jimmy came by
Just to say hi
He asked what was up
Just eating salt and catsup