Last night I went on a date
With my special girl
Just then something flew by my face
She said that it looked like a squirrel
Seems like every time I turn around
These things attack and pound me into the ground
Girl it seems like we're being attacked by
Just another flying squirrel
They came from outerspace
Just to get into my face
And give us a hard time
But when they make a fuss
It makes me want to cuss
And chop off their freakin' tails
Where did they come from
I'm not sure
But they better have a cure
For cancer