The alley was full of muskrats and beer
The flowing of wine was in order
The dream was alive to those who believe
In God we trust and to all a good night
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By George you're right
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Glitter fairies littered the yard
With more booze than we could handle
The cross rested beneath the tree
Which was full of apples
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Salute the machine for beverages it brings
There's more to life than what your eyes see
Turn on the light to see the light
Turn it off to be in darkness
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By George she's right
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