ColdmaN5 - Crud Spaskinski's Dot Comma Chameleon Lyrics

When Crud Spaskinski was born
It was like the second coming of the Christ
People all over the world dropped what
They were doing to honor him
As Crud Spaskinski grew as a man
He sank as a human
Beer, wine and Coke with lime
Was his way of life
This half man half piano
Complained from sunrise to sunset
Crud Spaskinski dies a tragic death

Poor old Crud Spaskinski
Complaining all the time
Poor old Crud Spakinski
Drinking Coke with a twist of lime

Here comes the muffin man
Here comes the muffin man
Here comes the muffin man
Here comes the muffin man
The muffin man is here to say
Crud Spaskinski dies here anyway
Drinking back on Irish Killians
Crud Spaskinksi dot comma chameleon
I say
Crud Spaskinski Dot comma chameleon

Now the tragic life of Crud S.
Doesn't affect you in anyway
It's kind of like a jar of minx meat
For that last comment Crud will pay

Here comes the muffin man
Here comes the muffin man
Here comes the muffin man
Here comes the muffin man
The muffin man is here to say
Crud Spaskinski dies here anyway
Drinking back on Irish Killians
Crud Spaskinksi dot comma chameleon
I say
Crud Spaskinski Dot comma chameleon

Crud S. is nothing but a legend now
But his legend lives on in the lives
Of piano men
Half man and half piano
Crud Spaskinski dot comma chameleon
He drank himself to death
Drinking Coke with lime
Irish Killians and various wines
Crud Spaskinski
Crud Spaskinski
Dot comma chameleon
Dot comma chameleon
Crud Spaskinski dot comma chameleon
Wait a minute

Now let's go back to a time
Eighteen years ago
When Crud S. was still alive

So as we sit down and share the story
The myth
The legend
Of Crud S. with Zeus and various other animals
We sit and remember and give a toast
With our Cokes with lime
Irish Killians and various other wines
Here's to you Crud
The man the myth
The half man half piano
Last night
Yeah
Crud S. visited many people
At their homes at midnight
And this is what he said
"Guys check me out, I'm on the internet
At Crud Spaskinski dot comma chameleon
Crud Spaskinski dot comma chameleon
Crud Spaskinski dot comma chameleon"
Yeah
Crud Spaskinski