ColdmaN5 - A Typical UPS Afternoon Lyrics

I know this is wrong but
I'm sitting in my doorway
Naked as can be
Naked as blue as the sky
I'm waiting on a package
Waiting on the UPS girl
But when she arrives
I'll show her that I have a package for her

Wait here she comes now
That UPS truck parks across the street
This is it
My time to shine
My heart's beating so fast right now
The door's opening
She's stepping out of the truck
Crap that's a dude
Where is the normal delivery girl at
Crap he just saw me
And my wang hanging out now
His eyes grow wide and then
He turns away and walks back
To his truck
I'm standing buck naked in my doorway

The UPS guy just saw me
What does a guy do now