Knock knock knock
There's always someone at your
Front door when you least expect it
You know that feeling you get when
You feel someone right behind you
Well I know who it is
Matthew Broderick has a group
Of eyebrows and they will
Ruin your Christmas
Nothing but silence
Is the hair on the back of your neck
Starting to stand
That's what he wants
Him and his eyebrows
They're coming again
Matthew Broderick has a group
Of eyebrows and they will
Ruin your Christmas
Silence surrounds the eyebrows
It's Christmas morning
And blood will be drawn
By Matthew Broderick and his
Crazy eyebrow army
Matthew Broderick has a group
Of eyebrows and they will
Ruin your Christmas
Santa won't be in your house this year
But Matthew Broderick will
Matthew Broderick has killed everyone
His eyebrows
The eyebrows raise the dead
Many children will not have a Merry Christmas
Thanks to the bloodletting Matthew Broderick
And his eyebrow army
Silence for good