Brace yourself you're a can of mayo
Sitting on a ledge in the hot summer sun
You twist your cap off all by yourself
A rainbow of mayo shoots into the sky
Its doesn't get much better than this
What a great life for a can of mayo
Mayo
Mayo
Mayonnaise
My grandma always said
Life was like
A can of mayo
Soaring through heaven
It certainly feels like
The freedom of being
A mayonnaise
Looking down on the worlds
Wonders, wondering
About yourself
Mayo
Mayo
Mayonnaise
My grandma always said
Life was like
A can of mayo
You're back where you started
On the ledge in the hot summer sun
No one will believe your
Comedic adventures