I grab my crotch and I see the crowds eyes light up
Thank God I'm doing crunches, and mother f****** sit-ups
I'm a rapper I'm a rock star I'm a modern day Picasso
Painting my career in jumbled mess of faces eyes and mouths
Where their nose should be
Let me see now
This is a mother stanking rap game and
I'm so full of shame
Regretting all the things I have done
I've had so much fun
Like killing my homies in their cribs and
Abusing the babies in the bibs
I shoot and stab my way through the night and I might
Live like a king with a crown
I might dress up like a clown
To pull off the perfect murder assassinate a comedian
Who might as well be a jerk, get it
See what I did there
This is a rap song you know I can't do it by myself
None of us can
So it is my pleasure to release the pressure
Bring it up to the next level
DJ Wickensoft finish this song off
I'm too lazy, too hazy
Got my glock ready so don't play me
I'll ride your daughter like a cowboy
Ride your son with my gun in the sun
Ride along with the 5-0
Shootin' off my pocket rocket
My pants be full, with pistols pourin' out my pockets