ColdmaN5 - Reconsider My Offer or Else I Might Explode Lyrics

I urge you to reconsider my offer
Because I don't think you'll like the consequences
I've divided all the territory between us
But all that's left to give is the hot dog and cracker stand
But your mother promised that would go to me
And she gave all that info in her will
And I think it's blasphemy to go and change that at the last second
And I don't feel that that's what she would wish to happen
So let's exhume her body and ask her what she wants
Since you won't seem to give me what I want

So just sit right there in that corner
I have designated you
And look at me with your puppy dog eyes
Cause the more you beg for me to give and take I won't reconsider
But the choice is yours if you just realize
That the world is not for you to take
It belongs on its rear axis
And what you say won't change any fact that remains

So if you just squeeze me fresh lemon juice
We could forget about all this
And I'll play you a serenade using my marimbas
But you don't seem to take my advice
'Cause all you wanna do is have your way

So I'll offer you one final chance
I don't think you'll like what you see
But it all depends on what you got framed
I'll divide it into four by eight sections on a dime
But you'll have to give me time if you want it wallet sized
I don't think I can give you all you ask for in the time of day
But I promised you my heart and that's what you'll get

But in time I don't know what to say
Because all that has been frigid
And the frozen dialogue between us lingers
So I'll open my refrigerator too far leftovers inside
And I'll let the right unders go to you in my will if that's any consolation
But the