ColdmaN5 - Penis Boobie Fart Poop Lyrics

That's my penis on the floor
I know you could not ask for more
Spin the penis round and round
Pick it up off of the ground
That's my buttcheeks on the ceiling
Against the wall you're still leaning
Reach your hands up in the air
And pull my buttcheeks back down here
That's a fart cloud in the air
The look on your face is just scared
Will it stay around and smell
That's just something time will tell
Did you vomit in my lap
It looks like thick chunky tree sap
It's seeping deep down in my jeans
Thanks for this regurgitated Lean Cuisine

This is the song your mom
Doesn't want you to know about
Penis boobie fart poop
Listen up kids here's the scoop
This is the song your mom
Doesn't want you to know about
Penis boobie fart poop
Penis boobie fart poop
Penis boobie fart poop
Penis boobie fart poop

You just burped into my face
Now it's something I can taste
Why don't you just close your mouth
And have a seat back on the couch
There's a booger on your lips
Looks like you were eating it
Snot is dripping from your nose
And getting all over your clothes
There's a wet spot on your pants
You peed so much there are now ants
Wading in your pool of pee
Jesus Christ you disgust me

This is the song your mom
Doesn't want you to know about
Penis boobie fart poop
Listen up kids here's the scoop
This is the song your mom
Doesn't want you to know about
Penis boobie fart poop
Penis boobie fart poop
Penis boobie fart poop
Penis boobie fart poop

Your boobs are hanging to the floor
You look just like a skanky whore
Wear a bra to cover them
Or I'll never stare again