I was going to write a song about you
But it wasn't going to be nice
I was going to bash the hell out of you
But I didn't want to make you cry
Just ignore her and maybe she'll go away
People already pay you way too much attention
Just open any tabloid to page five
There's ten whole pages dedicated to you
And what you do in your life
There wasn't this much publicity when Mother Theresa died
Or when Benjamin Franklin flew his kite
Or on anyone who's not white
And what about Princess Di
But really now
Let's leave her alone
After all she's earned her money by...
Let's bash her and make her cry