ColdmaN5 - ZZ Top's Combover Space Odyssey Lyrics

ZZ Top didn't have much hair
But he had a lot of bald to hide
So he'd brush all the hair he did have
Right on over to the bald side
Well on one of his nightly trips
To the bright and beautiful moon
He bumped right on in to Neil Armstrong
Who laughed and was quick to assume
"Hey ZZ nice hair" he quipped
And laughed out in hearty glee
ZZ Top was immediately pissed
And he scowled at Neil angrily
"At least I'm not totally bald"
Was all he could think to say
But Neil laughed right into the Apollo
And carried on his merry way

Three steps later he bumped into a woman
So beautiful and gorgeous
It took him a moment to realize
It was Julia Louise Dreyfuss
"Hey ZZ nice hair" she quipped
And laughed out in hearty glee
Mr. Top was immediately pissed
And he scowled at her angrily
"At least my career's not on the decline"
Was all he said in reply
But she just fired up her rocket shoes
And toward Jupiter she flied

ZZ Top angrily plopped down
On one of the moon's many rocks
When he looked up he started to frown
When he saw Sandra Bullock
"Oh great I suppose you are here
To make fun of me too
Well let me just say it's not hair
That makes a man
It's everything you do
I may not have the prettiest mane
But you know I really don't care
For you and I are just the same
So just ignore my hair"
Sandra smiled a pretty smile
And tilted her head toward her side
And she contemplated just for a second
Before she said "You're right
That being said though it really looks bad"
And she turned into a star
If you look south on any old night
You'll see Sandra burning bright
And if you care to make a wish
All your dreams will come true