"Wake up!" my mom yells
I wake to see the clock
Seven thirty it's time to go
To school that is
It's my first day
Kindergarten was supposed to be
The way of life for most kids
But for some reason
I expected to die
The fog billowing out
Of the classroom should have been
A clear sign of what's to come
But I never caught on until
My parents left me with him
Who is him you ask
He's not important to this story
Then my teacher came in
With a strange looking jet smack
He said it will take us through portals
That scared most kids, and they ran away
The teacher was only able to grab four
Of us with his grapple gun
I'll be honest I was f*ckin' scared
He sent little Timmy to the closet
To put away all our packed lunches
He said we won't be needing them where were going
'Cause we can get some burgers there
The ceiling panel labeled portal exploded
As fiery bits feel down igniting Timmy
After a quick funeral, Teacher threw all
Three of us into the portal one by one
It took three tries to get me which was
Weird because Anna and Jack Jordan went
Up with no problems
The Teacher said I was interesting
Before we knew it we were all
Slipping through time portals in
The wee hours of kindergarten
Blue, green, red, orange and blue
Swirls of light surrounded us
For about five minutes before we
Dropped out of mid sky only to
Land into a medieval town
Knights and dragons duked it out
For master supremacy of the world
Poor Anna didn't even see that
Sword miss the dragons throat and
End up in hers
"I want my mommy," Jack Jordan
Cried out, but the teacher said
It's too late, the spell wont work again
I said, "What? Were stuck in this place?"
Teacher said "Yup, for the rest of time"
We strolled into the bazaar and picked up
A few supplies mainly stuff we needed
It was this exact moment that the
Wizard of Alakazam appeared and
Said he could get us back to the classroom
We agreed and let him try his wand on Jack Jordan first
Boy am I glad it wasn't me
'Cause Jack Jordan turned into an three
Legged frog, before being squashed by teacher
Who was a little creeped out by it
"Teacher", I yelled, "all my friends are dead and I
Want to go home"
He said, "But why? We haven't even won
The tour of the castle yet"
That's when a bird called my name and
Perched itself on my head, eventually pulling out my spine
I knew from the moment I woke up that morning
I was going to die
Teacher later found a way back to the classroom
And graded our papers for a final grade
I passed
The end
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"Wake up!" my mom yells
I wake to see the clock
Seven thirty it's time to go
To school that is
It's my first day
Kindergarten was supposed to be
The way of life for most kids
But for some reason
I expected to die
The fog billowing out
Of the classroom should have been
A clear sign of what's to come
But I never caught on until
My parents left me with him
Who is him you ask
He's not important to this story
Then my teacher came in
With a strange looking jet smack
He said it will take us through portals
That scared most kids, and they ran away
The teacher was only able to grab four
Of us with his grapple gun
I'll be honest I was f*ckin' scared
He sent little Timmy to the closet
To put away all our packed lunches
He said we won't be needing them where were going
'Cause we can get some burgers there
The ceiling panel labeled portal exploded
As fiery bits feel down igniting Timmy
After a quick funeral, Teacher threw all
Three of us into the portal one by one
It took three tries to get me which was
Weird because Anna and Jack Jordan went
Up with no problems
The Teacher said I was interesting
Before we knew it we were all
Slipping through time portals in
The wee hours of kindergarten
Blue, green, red, orange and blue
Swirls of light surrounded us
For about five minutes before we
Dropped out of mid sky only to
Land into a medieval town
Knights and dragons duked it out
For master supremacy of the world
Poor Anna didn't even see that
Sword miss the dragons throat and
End up in hers
"I want my mommy," Jack Jordan
Cried out, but the teacher said
It's too late, the spell wont work again
I said, "What? Were stuck in this place?"
Teacher said "Yup, for the rest of time"
We strolled into the bazaar and picked up
A few supplies mainly stuff we needed
It was this exact moment that the
Wizard of Alakazam appeared and
Said he could get us back to the classroom
We agreed and let him try his wand on Jack Jordan first
Boy am I glad it wasn't me
'Cause Jack Jordan turned into an three
Legged frog, before being squashed by teacher
Who was a little creeped out by it
"Teacher", I yelled, "all my friends are dead and I
Want to go home"
He said, "But why? We haven't even won
The tour of the castle yet"
That's when a bird called my name and
Perched itself on my head, eventually pulling out my spine
I knew from the moment I woke up that morning
I was going to die
Teacher later found a way back to the classroom
And graded our papers for a final grade
I passed
The end
I wake to see the clock
Seven thirty it's time to go
To school that is
It's my first day
Kindergarten was supposed to be
The way of life for most kids
But for some reason
I expected to die
The fog billowing out
Of the classroom should have been
A clear sign of what's to come
But I never caught on until
My parents left me with him
Who is him you ask
He's not important to this story
Then my teacher came in
With a strange looking jet smack
He said it will take us through portals
That scared most kids, and they ran away
The teacher was only able to grab four
Of us with his grapple gun
I'll be honest I was f*ckin' scared
He sent little Timmy to the closet
To put away all our packed lunches
He said we won't be needing them where were going
'Cause we can get some burgers there
The ceiling panel labeled portal exploded
As fiery bits feel down igniting Timmy
After a quick funeral, Teacher threw all
Three of us into the portal one by one
It took three tries to get me which was
Weird because Anna and Jack Jordan went
Up with no problems
The Teacher said I was interesting
Before we knew it we were all
Slipping through time portals in
The wee hours of kindergarten
Blue, green, red, orange and blue
Swirls of light surrounded us
For about five minutes before we
Dropped out of mid sky only to
Land into a medieval town
Knights and dragons duked it out
For master supremacy of the world
Poor Anna didn't even see that
Sword miss the dragons throat and
End up in hers
"I want my mommy," Jack Jordan
Cried out, but the teacher said
It's too late, the spell wont work again
I said, "What? Were stuck in this place?"
Teacher said "Yup, for the rest of time"
We strolled into the bazaar and picked up
A few supplies mainly stuff we needed
It was this exact moment that the
Wizard of Alakazam appeared and
Said he could get us back to the classroom
We agreed and let him try his wand on Jack Jordan first
Boy am I glad it wasn't me
'Cause Jack Jordan turned into an three
Legged frog, before being squashed by teacher
Who was a little creeped out by it
"Teacher", I yelled, "all my friends are dead and I
Want to go home"
He said, "But why? We haven't even won
The tour of the castle yet"
That's when a bird called my name and
Perched itself on my head, eventually pulling out my spine
I knew from the moment I woke up that morning
I was going to die
Teacher later found a way back to the classroom
And graded our papers for a final grade
I passed
The end
Writer: Scott Donnelly
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