NOFX Lyrics

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From the Album Double Album (2022) (buy at amazon.com)

Darby Crashing Your Party
My Favorite Enemy
Don't Count On Me
Johanna Constant Teen
Punk Rock Cliché
Fuck Day Six
Is It Too Soon If Time is Relative?
Alcopollack
Three Against Me
Gone with the Heroined


From the Album Single Album (2021) (buy at amazon.com)

The Big Drag
I Love You More Than I Hate Me
F*ck Euphemism
Fish in a Gun Barrel
Birmingham
Linewleum
My Bro Cancervive Cancer
Grieve Soto
Doors and Fours
Your Last Resort


From the Album First Ditch Effort (2016) (buy at amazon.com)

Six Years on Dope
Happy Father's Day
Sid and Nancy
California Drought
Oxy Moronic
I Don't Like Me Anymore
I'm a Transvest-Lite
Ditch Effort
Dead Beat Mom
Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
It Ain't Lonely at the Bottom
I'm so Sorry Tony
Generation Z


From the Album Self Entitled (2012) (buy at amazon.com)

72 Hookers
I Believe In Goddess
Ronnie & Mags
She Didn't Lose Her Baby
Secret Society
I, Fatty
Cell Out
Down With The Ship
My Sycophant Others
This Machine Is 4
I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
Xmas Has Been X'ed


From the Album The Longest EP (2010) (buy at amazon.com)

The Death Of John Smith
The Longest Line
Stranded
Remnants
Kill All The White Man
I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
My Name Is Bud
Hardcore 84
13 Stitches
Glass War
Jaw, Knee, Music
Concerns Of A GOP Neophyte
Golden Boys
You're Wrong
Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
I Am Going To Hell For This One
I've Become A Cliche
Cokie The Clown
Straight Outta Massachusetts
Fermented And Flailing
Codependence Day
My Orphan Year
S&M Airlines
On The Rag
A200 Club
Shut Up Already
The Punk Song
Johnny B. Goode


From the Album Cokie The Clown (2009) (buy at amazon.com)

Cokie The Clown
Straight Outta Massachusetts
Fermented And Flailing
Codependence Day
My Orphan Year (Acoustic)


From the Album Coaster/Frisbee (2009) (buy at amazon.com)

We Called It America
The Quitter
First Call
My Orphan Year
Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
Creeping Out Sara
Creeping Out Tegan
Eddie, Bruce And Paul
Best God In Show
Suits And Ladders
The Agony Of Victory
I Am An Alcoholic
One Million Coasters
I've Become A Cliche


From the Album Wolves In Wolves' Clothing (2006) (buy at amazon.com)

60%
USA-Holes
Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
We March To The Beat Of An Indifferent Drum
The Marxist Brothers
The Man I Killed
Benny Got Blowed Up
Leaving Jesusland
Getting High On The Down Low
Cool And Unusual Punishment
Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
Cantando En Espanol
100 Times F*ckeder
Instant Crassic
You Will Lose Faith
One Celled Creature
Door Nails
60% (Reprise)


From the Album Never Trust A Hippy (2006) (buy at amazon.com)

Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
The Marxist Brothers
Golden Boys
You're Wrong
Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
I Am Going To Hell For This One


From the Album 7" Of The Month Club (2005) (buy at amazon.com)

Insulted By Germans (Again)
Fan Mail
Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
I Am Going To Hell For This One
There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
Fungus
I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion
Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
No Way
Getting High On The Down Low
You're Wrong
Leaving Jesusland
Benny Got Blowed Up
Teenage Punching Bag
One Way Ticket To F*ckneckville
Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
California Über Alice
All My Friends In New York
I, Melvin
You Will Lose Faith
Last Night Was Really Fun?
Cool And Unusual Punishment
Civil Defense
Golden Boys
The Man I Killed


From the Album The Greatest Songs Ever Written (By Us) (2004) (buy at amazon.com)

Dinosaurs Will Die
Linoleum
Bob
The Separation Of Church And Skate
Murder The Government
Bleeding Heart Disease
Bottles To The Ground
180 Degrees
Party Enema
What's The Matter With Kids Today?
Reeko
Stickin In My Eye
All Outta Angst
Leave It Alone
Green Corn
The Longest Line
Thank God It's Monday
Idiots Are Taking Over
Don't Call Me White
Day To Daze
Soul Doubt
Philthy Phil Philanthropist
Shut Up Already
It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
Franco Un-American
Kill All The White Man
Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots


From the Album War On Errorism (2003) (buy at amazon.com)

The Separation Of Church And Skate
The Irrationality Of Rationality
Franco Un-American
Idiots Are Taking Over
She's Nubs
Mattersville
Decom-Poseur
Medio-Core
Anarchy Camp
American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)
We Got Two Jealous Agains
13 Stitches
Re-gaining Unconsciousness
Whoops, I OD'd


From the Album Regaining Unconsciousness [EP] (2003) (buy at amazon.com)

Medio-Core
Idiots Are Taking Over
Franco Un-American
Hardcore 84


From the Album BYO Split Series, Vol. III (NOFX/Rancid) (2002) (buy at amazon.com)

I'm The One
Olympia, WA
Tenderloin
Antennaes
Corozon De Oro
Radio


From the Album 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records (2002) (buy at amazon.com)

Pimps And Hookers
All Of Me
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
Drugs Are Good
Lower
Forming
Electricity
Lazy
The Plan
Timmy The Turtle
The Punk Song
See Her Pee
Zyclone B. Bathouse
Last Caress
Bath Of Least Resistance
We Ain't Shit
San Francisco Fat
Vincent
Pump Up The Valium
Pods And Gods
Thalidomide Child


From the Album Surfer (2001) (buy at amazon.com)

Fun Things To F*ck (If You're A Winner)
Juice Head (Traditional)
Three On Speed
New Happy Birthday Song?
Talking 'bout Yo' Momma
Party Enema
Can't Get The Stink Out
Go To Work Wasted
F*ck Da Kids
Whoa On The Whoas
Three Shits To The Wind
Puke On Cops
I Gotta Pee (Untraditional)
Totally F*cked


From the Album Pump Up The Valuum (2000) (buy at amazon.com)

And Now For Something Completely Similair
Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
What's The Matter With Parents Today?
Dinosaurs Will Die
Thank God It's Monday
Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
Louise
Stranger Than Fishin'
Pharmacists Daughter
Bottles To The Ground
Total Bummer
My Vagina
Herojuana
Theme From A NOFX Album


From the Album So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes (1998) (buy at amazon.com)

It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
Kids Of The K-Hole
Murder The Government
Monosyllabic Girl
180 Degrees
All His Suits Are Torn
All Outta Angst
I'm Telling Tim
Champs-élysées
Dad's Bad News
Kill The Rock Stars
Eat The Meek
The Desperation's Gone
Quart In Session
Falling In Love


From the Album Heavy Petting Zoo/Eating Lamb (1996) (buy at amazon.com)

Hobophobic
Philthy Phil Philanthropist
Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
Bleeding Heart Disease
Hotdog In A Hallway
Release The Hostages
Liza
What's The Matter With Kids Today?
Love Story
The Black And White
Whatever Didi Wants
August 8th
Drop The World


From the Album F*ck The Kids (1996) (buy at amazon.com)

F*ck The Kids I
F*ck The Kids II
I'm Telling Tim
Reagan Sucks
My Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane)
Two On Glue
Please Stop F*cking My Mom
Murder The Government
Stranger Than Fishin
Stupid Canadians
Eric Melvin vs. PCP
Always Hate Hippies


From the Album Punk In Drublic (1994) (buy at amazon.com)

Linoleum
Leave It Alone
Dig
The Cause
Don't Call Me White
My Heart Is Yearning
Perfect Government
The Brews
The Quass
Dying Degree
Fleas
Lori Meyers
Jeff Wears Birkenstocks
Punk Guy
Happy Guy
Reeko
Scavenger Type


From the Album White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean (1992) (buy at amazon.com)

Soul Doubt
Stickin In My Eye
Bob
You're Bleeding
Straight Edge
Liza & Louise
The Bag
Please Play This Song On The Radio
Warm
I Wanna Be Your Baby
Johnny Appleseed
She's Gone
Buggley Eyes


From the Album The Longest Line (1992) (buy at amazon.com)

The Death Of John Smith
The Longest Line
Stranded
Remnants
Kill All The White Man


From the Album S&M Airlines (1991) (buy at amazon.com)

Day To Daze
Five Feet Under
Professional Crastination
Mean People Suck
Vanilla Sex
S&M Airlines
Drug Free America
Life O'Riley
You Drink You Drive You Spill
Screamin' For Change
Jaundiced Eyed
Go Your Own Way


From the Album Ribbed (1991) (buy at amazon.com)

Green Corn
The Moron Brothers
Showerdays
Food, Sex & Ewe
Just The Flu
El Lay
New Boobs
Cheese
Where's My Slice
Together On The Sand
Nowhere
Brain Constipation
Gonoherpasyphilaids
I Don't Want You Around
The Malachi Crunch


From the Album Liberal Animation (1988) (buy at amazon.com)

Shut Up Already
Freedumb
Here Comes The Neighborhood
A200 Club
Sloppy English
You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter
Mr. Jones
Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
Beer Bong
Piece
I Live In A Cake
No Problems
On The Rag
Truck Stop Blues


From the Album Maximum Rock 'n' Roll (1984) (buy at amazon.com)

Live Your Life
My Friends
Six Pack Girls
Bang Gang
Hit It
Hold It Back
ID
Cops And Donuts
Iron Man
Shitting Bricks
Mom's Rules
Lager In The Dark
Drain Bramaged
Bob Turkee
No Problems
Memories
Ant Attack


Other Songs:
99 Red Balloons
Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
Backstage Passport Theme Song
Canada Has Better Heroin
Champs Élysées (English Version)
Co-Dependence Day
Concerns Of A Gop Neo-phyte (Wrong Version)
East Bay
Fan Mail
Fungus
Germ Free Adolescents
Getting High On The Down Low
Gin And Juice
Glass War
Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
Happy Break Up Song
Hardcore 84
I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion
I Am Going To Hell For This One
I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
I Want You To Want Me
Idiot Son Of An Asshole
Insulted By Germans (Again)
Jaw, Knee, Music
Johnny B Goode
No More Lies
Nothing But A Nightmare
Olive Me
One Way Ticket to F*ckneckville
Open Your Eyes
Spaghetti Motel
Thalidomide Child
The Decline
The Fastest Longest Line
There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
We Don't Play Ska Anymore
Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots