NOFX - My Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane) Lyrics

They're always doin fry,
They try to get me high,
I felt the pressure but I never did.
They used to call me dude,
Put drugs in my food,
Took my squirt gun,
and made it a bong.
My sister's name is Mary-Jane,
and mine's Bud.