NOFX - A200 Club Lyrics

Why do I keep scratching,
Scratching my balls?
I don't like this feeling,
I don't like it at all.

Cause I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got those little f*ckers biting and sucking my blood.

There's crab eggs in my bed,
They're in the carpet too,
I'll go to the store,
Buy A200 shampoo.
I got R.I.D. of them,
I got all of them,
They won't be back,
Wait a second,
What is this itching in my crack?

Cause I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got crabs,
I got those little f*ckers biting and sucking my blood.