[ Featuring Josh Gad ]
[DOUG, spoken]
Monk and Helvetica just destroyed the printing press
Think about that for a second
[BUD, spoken]
Yeah, let me?say?something
History does not?always happen like we think!
[DOUG, spoken]
History is?not always like they say
In the so-called "history books"!
Also... this may not have happened
[BUD, spoken]
But it could have!
[DOUG, spoken]
Yes!
[BUD, spoken]
Yes!
[DOUG, spoken]
You see
We realized once Gutenberg invented the printing press
There was no more story
[BUD, spoken]
Right! So...
We destroyed it!
[DOUG, spoken]
Now anything can happen!
[BUD, spoken]
Yes!
And what is about to happen
Is the big Act I finale
Now, as many of you already know
A hit Broadway musical always has to end its first act
With a big rock song
[DOUG, spoken]
That's why we're about to send you
Rockin' to the restroom!
