[ Featuring Josh Gad ]
[DOUG as YOUNG MONK]
Biscuits
Biscuits
I want you deep in side of me
Biscuits
[BUD as BOOTBLACK, spoken]
Every medieval bootblack knows when you're feeling bad there are only two cures:
Leeches and biscuits!
[DOUG as YOUNG MONK]
Put 'em in an oven and they're nice and sweet
Put 'em in my tummy and they're good to eat
Put 'em on a shelf and they're out of reach
Biscuits
[BUD as BOOTBLACK]
They taste really yummy in a time of war
[DOUG as YOUNG MONK]
They taste really yummy, even off the floor
[BUD as BOOTBLACK]
They taste really yummy and I want some more!
[DOUG as YOUNG MONK & BUD as BOOTBLACK]
We'rе not too poor to eat biscuits
Biscuits
I want you deep inside of me, biscuits
Biscuits
You makе me want to dance
(spoken)
Biscuits!
Biscuits!
[BUD as BOOTBLACK, spoken]
And now, I shall throw this biscuit into that man's house
[DOUG as YOUNG MONK & BUD as BOOTBLACK, spoken]
Biscuits!
(sung)
You can eat a biscuit when you're sick and bed
You can eat a biscuit when the moon turns read
You can eat a biscuit when we're all dead
Biscuits and biscuits and-
(spoken)
Biscuits!
