Five apps in the store, now where's the money
Can't but a new Mac and it ain't funny
Finally got mad and said to hell with this
I'm gonna Crash the store or call it quits
Had to go back to my affiliate days
Tryin' to revive my affiliate ways
Testing app approval for that MVP
Churning out apps yeah that's for me
One full year on the big idea
But a one day app became the panacea
If It ain't about the work
There must be a trick
Let's throw the kitchen sink
See what sticks
Variety is the spice of life
Kicking out to eBay sure caused some strife
Looks like the web model just won't fit
If it's hot online, in an app it's shit
Playing with the pricing, just for laughs
Got a spike in downloads, it ain't no gaffe
Maybe it's all about what buttons to poke
Add notifications now and it ain't no joke
Got users on a string like a marionette
Goin hard at the store and I ain't finished yet
Doubled my catalog and found some trends
Finally bringing home some dividends
Only four things that you need to know
To get control of your portfolio
Best part about it, and this is great
Each of the four you can manipulate