OurBigAdventure - App Store Money Lyrics

Five apps in the store, now where's the money
Can't but a new Mac and it ain't funny

Finally got mad and said to hell with this
I'm gonna Crash the store or call it quits

Had to go back to my affiliate days
Tryin' to revive my affiliate ways

Testing app approval for that MVP
Churning out apps yeah that's for me

One full year on the big idea
But a one day app became the panacea

If It ain't about the work
There must be a trick

Let's throw the kitchen sink
See what sticks

Variety is the spice of life
Kicking out to eBay sure caused some strife

Looks like the web model just won't fit
If it's hot online, in an app it's shit

Playing with the pricing, just for laughs
Got a spike in downloads, it ain't no gaffe

Maybe it's all about what buttons to poke
Add notifications now and it ain't no joke

Got users on a string like a marionette
Goin hard at the store and I ain't finished yet

Doubled my catalog and found some trends
Finally bringing home some dividends

Only four things that you need to know
To get control of your portfolio

Best part about it, and this is great
Each of the four you can manipulate