Welcome to McDonald's how may I take your order?
Ayyy
Yo what's good dawg
Lemme get uhhh... uhhh
Bro hurry up I ain't got all day
Aight shut up, shut up, I'm thinking, I'm thinking
Can I have a McFlurry
Sure
You better do it in a hurry
Ok
Can I get some fries
What size
Large, put some ketchup on the motherf*ckin side
Is that all today
No
Okay
Can I get a fish filet
Tarder sauce?
Ayy,
Let me get another fry
Same size?
No. Small. McFlurry on the side
Aight lemme recap you want uhhh McFlurry
Large fry, fish filet, small fry
Side of McFlurry
Bro you got it wrong
What I miss?
You forgot the ketchup
Damn aight
Can I speak to your manager
No
Why
I am the manager
Oh shit
Yo imma have to ask you to leave
You holding back the line
Dawg I just want my goddamn fries
Lies. You ain't want dem freakin fries
God man, you make me wanna cry
Im working here for minimum wage
Ill never grow up to be a sage
Im twenty seven
Working at a McDonalds
Just tryna work my way to heaven
My life is owned by Ronald
Bro, you got my order wrong
What the hell you except to get from this song
I've been waiting for so damn long
Bro you like a communist, like mao zedong, ay
I'm better than you
You smell like poo, ew
You look like doodoo
I went to your mom's house last night
What?
Yeah you heard me
Well, you making me kinda mad
I can feel it in my blad
Der Never have I ever been sad
Der cause yo mom, she look like a manatee
Yo uhhhh uhhhh hurry up I'm tryna get a whopper with some pepsi and uhhh
Bruh did I ask for your f*ckin order
Bro stop talkin to him he's so f*ckin irrelevant in this situation
Dawg you're the one that's taking 3 years to get a paragraph worth of food
Bro what did I do to you do you know who I am? I will end your career
Bruh get outta my goddamn house
Fine, fine, Imma just go to Burger Kink you just lost service
Aight aight whatever. Who's next in line
Yeah can I get ummm, ummmmmm, quarter pound... no pickle... and uhhh.... mayonnaise