Lil' Nut - McDonald (feat. Lil' Goofus & Bryce) Lyrics

Welcome to McDonald's how may I take your order?

Ayyy

Yo what's good dawg

Lemme get uhhh... uhhh

Bro hurry up I ain't got all day

Aight shut up, shut up, I'm thinking, I'm thinking

Can I have a McFlurry

Sure

You better do it in a hurry

Ok

Can I get some fries

What size

Large, put some ketchup on the motherf*ckin side

Is that all today

No

Okay

Can I get a fish filet

Tarder sauce?

Ayy,
Let me get another fry

Same size?

No. Small. McFlurry on the side

Aight lemme recap you want uhhh McFlurry
Large fry, fish filet, small fry
Side of McFlurry

Bro you got it wrong

What I miss?

You forgot the ketchup

Damn aight

Can I speak to your manager

No

Why

I am the manager

Oh shit

Yo imma have to ask you to leave
You holding back the line

Dawg I just want my goddamn fries

Lies. You ain't want dem freakin fries
God man, you make me wanna cry
Im working here for minimum wage
Ill never grow up to be a sage
Im twenty seven
Working at a McDonalds
Just tryna work my way to heaven
My life is owned by Ronald

Bro, you got my order wrong
What the hell you except to get from this song
I've been waiting for so damn long
Bro you like a communist, like mao zedong, ay
I'm better than you
You smell like poo, ew
You look like doodoo
I went to your mom's house last night

What?

Yeah you heard me

Well, you making me kinda mad
I can feel it in my blad
Der Never have I ever been sad
Der cause yo mom, she look like a manatee

Yo uhhhh uhhhh hurry up I'm tryna get a whopper with some pepsi and uhhh

Bruh did I ask for your f*ckin order

Bro stop talkin to him he's so f*ckin irrelevant in this situation

Dawg you're the one that's taking 3 years to get a paragraph worth of food

Bro what did I do to you do you know who I am? I will end your career

Bruh get outta my goddamn house

Fine, fine, Imma just go to Burger Kink you just lost service

Aight aight whatever. Who's next in line

Yeah can I get ummm, ummmmmm, quarter pound... no pickle... and uhhh.... mayonnaise