Ching ching
Chang chang
Super duper
Mr. Chang is one of those guys
Who you try to understand
But you can't because he's Chinese
Look at him sitting there
Eating his fresh variety of stir fry
Lo mein and egg rolls
Wok you talking about Mr. Chang
I don't get what you're trying to say
Try to speak a da English
Please try it for me Mr. Chang
It was our second day together
And that's when he motioned
That he wanted another fortune cookie
I said no Mr. Chang you've had enough
Why don't you try to eat some pizza
Or some taco supremes
Wok you talking about Mr. Chang
I don't get what you're trying to say
Try to speak a da English
Please try it for me Mr. Chang
We were at the drive-thru
At a local burger place
I ordered him a quarter pounder
And asked if he wanted fries with it
He refused to answer me because
He had his heart set on some Sesame Chicken again
Come on Mr. Chang do you want fries or not
Wok you talking about Mr. Chang
I don't get what you're trying to say
Try to speak a da English
Please try it for me Mr. Chang
Ching Chong Chang
Ching Chong Chang Pang
Ching Chong Chang Pang Fooey
Chop Suey
No Mr. Chang it's not chop suey
It's mashed potatoes with a creamy brown gravy
Come on Mr. Chang
You gotta grow up buddy
Ching Chang
What did you say Mr. Chang?