Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing Video (MV)

Can I have a piece of your Orange Julius
I'll give you a bite of my salad
You sit on the couch and I lay back in your lap
Crunching my Caesar salad
I look up at your face
And notice you have some dressing on your cheek
I adjust in your lap and lean in
I see you pucker up
And I feel bad I'm only licking up the ranch
That graces your face

You left me for a salad
And I left you for an orange Julius
The food court is only a dressing packet away
Hidden valley ranch if I may say so myself
Orange Julius Caesar salad dressings the name
Of the game

Two and a half months later
I see you at the mall eating a salad
I find myself jealous with envy
So I grab your attention with a quick swivel-hip
And look and your mouth widens
Embarrassed for me
I grab a kid's Orange Julius and spoon
It into my mouth
Savoring your flavor
God it's so citrus

You left me for a salad
And I left you for an orange Julius
The food court is only a dressing packet away
Hidden valley ranch if I may say so myself
Orange Julius Caesar salad dressings the name
Of the game

I finish my Julius in record time and
Dash in your direction
I stand over the top of you
And stick my finger in my thoat
Forcing myself to puke on you
And your salad and you scream and cry
And look up at me
As I pretend to eat another
Julius Caesar salad
I think I've made my point
Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing