I Discovered a Rare Species of Flargenheimer Foon Bug Video (MV)

I was eating the remainder
Of the mangoes my machine provided
The mango machine sat in my basement
Covered in webs and dust
I crunch a bite of the last mango
Right before I continue on with my apricot salad
Something in my mouth moved and spit it into my salad
Out crawled a rare species of bug

I discovered a rare species
Of flargenhiemer foon bug
Crawling out of my apricot salad
Eating all of my mangoes

It was obvious that the bugs were
Of flargenhiemer origins
As the foon as its back was twice
The size of a normal foon
I should have listened to John
Before he died he spoke of these bugs
The story goes back 30 years to a time
Where Lord Flargenhiemer banished his
Foon knights from Castle Flargenfoon
His knights untied in foon bug form
Shining up their foons
That Tuesday morning the foon bugs
Poured into the castle one by one
As the afternoon rolled by
Flargenhiemer foon bugs
Lord Flargenhiemer was eaten alive
By the foon bugs

I discovered a rare species
Of flargenhiemer foon bug
Crawling out of my apricot salad
Eating all of my mangoes

Ever since then
Breckin Meyer and various other circus folk have
Been on a secret mission from the Russian government
To squash all of the flargenheimer foon bugs
Into mashed potatoes
Like big globs of disgusting mashed potatoes
Mashed potatoes with gravy
Mashes potatoes with the foon sticking out
Of the gravy bowl

I discovered a rare species
Of flargenhiemer foon bug
Crawling out of my apricot salad
Eating all of my mangoes