Yung Goof - The Gnat Lyrics

I've got a gnat that lives in my ear
He whispers to my brain, and he makes it very clear
All my decisions come from this gnat
But he's a bad gnat so there's a problem with that
I've got a gnat that lives in my ear
He whispers to my brain, and he makes it very clear
All my decisions come from this gnat
But he's a bad gnat so there's a problem with that
He says, "Hey f*cker! It's me the gnat
I noticed that your about to shop at the Gap
But what are you twelve? You need to dress slicker
I think you should go and get some clothes from Spencer's"
Leave the gap, go to Sencer's everything's black
Grab a leather coat, pants, fedora for a hat
Walk out everyone's laughing at my glittered pants
The gnat said, "You look like a gay Edward Scissorhands"
Humiliated changing in the dressing room alone
The gnat says, "I'm sorry that was a bad joke
But before we leave, we need to grab some dildos
So you can prank your friends and put it under their pillows"
I agree and buy the biggest ones they had
We leave the mall to the car were walkin' back
When the gnat says suddenly, "look at that old yee haw"
I say, "Oh shit that is my grandma"
She comes up gives a big hug hello
Caught me by surprise, drop my bag down below
Then a dildo rolls out onto the pavement
My grandma looks at me and says, "Doesn't that hurt your anus?"
I say, "Bye grandma," and the gnat is hysterical
"Did you see her face she looked unrepairable
Woo anyways this has been the shit
But it's time to crank it up to level ten
It's time to rob the gas station, let's go get them"
I say no way but I'm pullin' into Quick Trip
A gun's in my hand and I throw on a mask
Then I'm inside saying, "Put the money in the bag"
Then I run off while the gnat was laughing
"Did you see that guy's face? I bet he was crapping
Good one Goof now let's blow all these pennies
On 8 bags of Takis and a bottle of henny"
Walk into the market to get the gnat's shop list
"Don't forget henny trust me I got It"
At the counter they say, "That's thirty ninety-two"
And the gnat says, "Hell, let's just rob this place too"
Now he says, "Let's sneak drugs across the border"
I go to Mexico cause it's what the gnat ordered
Meet a guy in Juarez whose name was Julio
He said, "How much coke can you fit in your booty hole?"
I say, "Uh, I don't know"
He pulls my pants down well here we go
1 bag, 2 bag, 6 bag, 8
I could've fit more if I hadn't just ate
So I sneak across the border with almost a kilo
I go to meet the dealer who lives by the Rio
The gnat says, "Hey, they don't really need those
We did all the work, that cokes for you and me so"
(Snort) "woo holy shit"
The gnat and I got so high we were flying on it
We did it for a week 'til there wasn't any more
But then all of a sudden there's a knock on my door
Its Julio with twelve amigos
He said, "Where's my drugs? I gave you a kilo"
I say, "Hey as a matter of fact,
I have them in their bags I will be right back"
Go to the garage looked at the gnat and said
"What should we do? We're about to be dead"
He said, "No worries I bought you a vest
It's bullet proof so just strap it to your chest
Now go back inside and tell him to f*ck off"
I said, "O.K. but don't you dare buzz off"
Once inside I tell Julio to f*ck himself
He said, "Oh really?" And showed a gun on his belt
The amigos start aimin' soon they'll be sprayin'
I only have a vest they're gonna shoot my face in
The gnat says, "Don't worry I've got a scheme
See that button on your vest that's circle and green?
Push it and you will be fine"
I say what the hell and press it right in time
Numbers pop up and they start ticking down
I say, "What the f*ck why is there a f*cking count?"
The gnat said, "Surprise! you have it all wrong
Inside your vest I attached a bomb"
Oh you bad gnat why would you do this shit?
He laughed and flew out of my ear saying, "deuces bitch"
Cops pull up they've tracked me so far
Cause I robbed a gas station and a Walmart
I said, "It wasn't me it's this stupid f*cking gnat"
Everyone's confused I sound incredibly wack
Then Julio says, "Alright enough is enough"
I say, "I have a bomb either way you're done"
Julio says, "You tryna die a hero?"
He cocks his gun as the vest strikes zero
(Explosion )
I had a gnat that lived in my ear
But he flew off when a bomb made him disappear
Eventually my death came from this gnat
He's a bad gnat and I promise you that
"Hahahahah"