Catch Dwight at the copier
Off a drink now I'm sloppier
Office party at the loading dock
Man Jim's got a sick jump shot
Dropping off the faxes for Pam
Overtime got me by the adrenal gland
So sick off the relish and the mustard
Company had a cookout
And we went over our budget
Blowing up balloons til they busted
Tell em running out of onions
This picnic's in the park
Now we boutta f*cking spark
Runnin out of time
It's ok relax sit back drink some wine
Meredith on a date for some discounted steak
Phyllis bought to drop the weight
Dating Pam's mom call me Michael Scott
Branch sales at the top
Catch me cooking up a pot
Of the finest beans I got
Wait did Dwight just call the cops
For finding a joint in the company's parking lot
It ends up being the big dogs on top
It's Michael Scott's
Trippin off a liter got a bathroom full of haters
Michael Scott Michael Scott
Run the whole operation
Haters better look out below
When it's thirty below
We can't go to work in the snow
On with the show