Rice on My Wrist Video (MV)

You know some people
They got bracelets, they got watches
And they refer to those things as ice
But the thing is
I'm Asian
(Let's go!)

I got rice on my wrist, rice on my wrist
Always eating rice, that's just the gist
Rice on my wrist, rice on my wrist
Always passin' tests, no questions missed
Rice in my blood, rice in my heart
I am Asian, and that's the best part

My mom just said that dinner is ready
But when I go out, it's not even ready
They also think that we always eat dog
The truth is we find discounts from the catalog
Do you need napkins? Cause you know we stealin'
Steamed vegetables lookin' really appealin'
Yeah, we know how to use chopsticks
And we also know that we have really small dicks

I got rice on my wrist, rice on my wrist
Always eating rice, that's just the gist
Rice on my wrist, rice on my wrist
Always passin' tests, no questions missed
Rice in my blood, rice in my heart
I am Asian, and that's the best part

Inside the house, take off your shoe
Because my mom knows that it leaves residue
Yeah we know, us Asians cannot drive
But all of us do chores so we can survive
Dishwasher? Do you mean dish rack?
Washin' dishes is a skill that we don't lack
Yeah, we know that we got skinny eyes
Every single day we gotta cook da rice!

I got rice on my wrist, rice on my wrist
Always eating rice, that's just the gist
Rice on my wrist, rice on my wrist
Always passin' tests, no questions missed
Rice in my blood, rice in my heart
I am Asian, and that's the best part

Not able to hangout, don't get it bent
Sorry, that's just my strict parent
Everyone else be saying ching chong ching chong
And they think that we play ping pong
Taekwondo, karate, jiujitsu, kung fu
Yeah that's all us and that's just how we do
Always good at math, solving equation
I'm so f*cking proud to be an Asian
One last request, really, really please
Not every single one of us is Chinese

I got rice on my wrist, rice on my wrist
Always eating rice, that's just the gist
Rice on my wrist, rice on my wrist
Always passin' tests, no questions missed
Rice in my blood, rice in my heart
I am Asian, and that's the best part