Dear Mr. Internet person,
Do you have to write hateful things online?
You hurt my feelings
We could have been pals,
We could have been mates,
I could have took you out sometimes
But you hurt my feelings
I am quite aware of, yeah,
That I am a punchable person,
With this cheeky smile,
I'm a professional wind up merchant, yeah
Do you not like me? Yeah?
Is it the way I talk?
Do you not like me? Yeah?
Is it the way that I don't give a f*ck about what you're thinking?
And I don't really care about anything
No? Yeah?
You think cause I'm a big lad,
I'm out on the weekend,
Being anti-social,
And getting into fights,
Are you mad mate?
I'm actually at home with my cat,
Cleaning the house,
And watching adventure time,
That's my life mate
That's my life
It don't matter what I do,
It don't matter what I say,
Cause your opinion's been made,
It don't matter if its true,
It don't matter ok,
Cause your opinion's been made.