I heard the reindeer wanna fight
They just mad they don't shine so bright
What's up Prancer, I thought we were tight
They want Rudy going solo, guess I might
They got a problem come and say it to my face
I got a double cup of egg nog, now I'm picking up the pace
They got me mad, now I'm bringing in the bass
Santa took a chance on me, he know I got good taste
Lets go pick 'em off the list
They got me mad, they got Rudy ticked
Hey Vixen better check your fit cuz
You may have got the ice, but you still ain't dripped up
Donners a fool and his deep voice wack
All the words you said about me better take them back
Saying they making it lit when I'm the one who light it up
Donner you're a gonner, tell your girl u said what's up
Now for your boy Comet
Homie, let's be honest
You couldn't cause a damaging blast if Taco Bell was on it
These reindeer trash, they ain't sum Rudy gotta fear
You mess with me, I'm sending comet to the atmosphere
Dancer just be dancing, bro's irrelevant
He can't think for himself, unintelligent
And Blitzen got a snowball launcher, why you flexing it
Shooting snowballs at me, I'ma eat 'em for the heck of it
And Cupid says he got a patek
Well I know that boy acting
That brother broke, he ain't on a ball
Cupid thought he was loved, no not at all
Dasher you can get to dashing
I know out is the only way you're crashing
"This diss is your gift Rudy merry Christmas"
This song's going up on your Christmas wishlist (Rudy)
I know they, I know they dissed me last year
I had to come, this year I had to come back harder, you know what I'm saying
And I know Prancer the main reason for it
But next time you diss me just ask,
"Who's got the shiny red nose?"
"Who leads Santa through the dark?"
"And who's the best reindeer of 'em all"?
Oh wait
That's me