Double-glaze that ham
Empty stomach all my life
Find me a full-filling wife
Knows how long to fry my eggs
Lets me Superman on kegs
Always, feeds me well
She can double-glaze that ham to hell
My girl has the hottest wings
Ties a roast with guitar strings
Bakes me up the greatest things
Like pizza with ten toppings
Mayonnaise, on the side
The phrase that pays: "dinner time"