Ylvis - Trucker's Hitch Lyrics

I, I know how to tie
Every kind of knot
Except one

It's so hard
The greatest knot of all
So flexible and strong
But I do something wrong

I know the bowline, sheep shank
And the double overhand
But the trucker's hitch
I just don't understand

Let's do the trucker's hitch
The trucker's hitch

I, I really like to sail
Just the sea, the wind and me
But whenever I adjust my sail
Try to loosen it up while I'm docking my boat I fail

I know the square knot, the clove hitch
The double shoelace bow
But the trucker's hitch
Is all I need to know

Let's do the trucker's hitch
The trucker's hitch
Let's do the trucker's hitch
The trucker's hitch

People of the world
The time has come
To tie this knot once and for all
Bonitas
Show me the ropes, ooh
On every dance floor across the world
Let's do the trucker's hitch
Are you ready?
Let's tie this knot

Tie, tie, tie, tie, tie
This is how you do it

Bring it up, check the rope
Spin around, on the neck
Whip it, whip it, take it home
Bring it up, split it now
Shoulder, now make a loop
Pull it, feed it, push it through
Up, stretch, down again
In the face, and prepare
Left, pull, bring it round
Thigh, tie, tighten tie
Kick the heel, swivel time
Round, round, back to knot
Come on, pull the loop down and through
Pull again, lift the hand
Through the loop, make a stitch

Now you've got your trucker's hitch