Seems lïke Ï'm the One
The elected Drudge
To roam the Urban
My Psyche strïkes
Gotta grab my Bong
Gotta slay my Dutïes
Gotta wedge some Weed
Ït's tïme to dïe agaïn
Ï am the Newspaper Boy
Ï aïn't delïverïng my Shïte
Ï am the Newspaper Boy
My Lïfe down the Draïn
Papery Gallow
Thïs ïnky Poïson
Cerebral Burdens
Manïfest ïn Prïnt
Gotta grab my Bong
Gotta slay all Dutïes
Gotta wedge some Weed
Ït's tïme to dïe agaïn
Ï am the Newspaper Boy
Ï aïn't delïverïng my Shïte
Ï am the Newspaper Boy
My Lïfe down the Draïn... Draïn... Draïn... Draïn...