I picked her up at The Konrad, right at last call
The kinda place you have a good time if you're realistic
Quick walk to her place
Gotta say I was having a good time
After she blew my cock, well, she blew my mind!
I gave her the rocker
I gave her the shocker
I gave her the Spocker and then the show stopper
2 in the front and 5 in the back
Minivan!
A sight to behold, it's quite the stunt
Minivan!
After that performance I knew it wouldn't be just a one time fling
Going back time again, just to do that dirty thing
Who says a divorced 44 year old mother of three can't be fine
A quick, proper, hard rogering
Then it's mother f*cking Muppet time!
I gave her the rocker
I gave her the shocker
I gave her the Spocker and then the show stopper
2 in the front and 5 in the back
Minivan!
A sight to behold, it's quite the stunt
Minivan!