Workman Song - Easy Lyrics

Pound town we're going round
Ascended to the pubic mound
You've told me that you love it
I guess that's why you eat it so much
Just like the cat eats the mouse

Your pussy all up on her hind legs
My cock's been crowing at it all day
Babe it stands to reason
The way you tend to tease it
I gotta take you to the dog house

Baby won't you reason with me
Is it so very hard to see
There ain't no one as easy as me
I may not be the best lover
But I'm always around

Summertime's always a bore
Your girlfriends probably say I'm a whore
Well guess what, I am repentant
Twenty-eight and independent
With an uncontrollable sex drive

The lines are all drawn in the sand
Unless you're playing with the band

The pitcher is the catcher
Is the audience and actor
In immaculate conception
Ejaculate and protection, babe
Abortion and coercion
Is the pull-out method
Is the red light blinking
What's that you're drinking baby

Baby won't you reason with me
Is it so very hard to see
There ain't no one as easy as me
I may not be the best lover
But I'm always around

Whoa, lonesome me
I might live with my parents
But I live here for free
Whoa, lonesome me
If you're looking for an easy lay
You'll find me easily

Easily
Easily
Easily

Easily
Easily
Easily
Easily

Something like that