Woody Harding - Squirt Marks Lyrics

I miss your squirt marks on my bed
I miss the way you gave me head
I miss the crumpled up sheets
That smelled like the Bay of Fundy
I miss your squirt marks on my bed
I loved the peach fuzz on your shaved clam
It was as soft as a knitted afghan
When I'd fill up your snatch
And shoot my splooge on your back
You'd leave squirt marks on my bed
I loved the way that you tickled my taint
Now it ain't for the hearts of the faint
Then I'd dick you on down
And I'd take you to town
Leaving squirt marks on my bed
You'd repeat my name like the Creed of Nicene
When I was flicking your taut little bean
In and out of your hole
Came my little skin pole
To Leave squirt marks on my bed
Now play with that G-string, Speedy! Play It!
Yeah, baby, yeah!
That sounds so purdy, baby
You'd get wetter than a slip n' slide
Then you'd squirt on my bed where it dried
And now that you're gone
I'll still jerk off my dong
To the squirt marks on my bed
Play with yourself Jimby! Play with yourself!
Come on, slide about, slide about!
I'll never wash those sheets again
Not until I get another girlfriend
Now it may seem abstruse
But I love your pussy juice
That left squirt marks on my bed
That left squirt marks on my bed
That left squirt marks on my bed
YEEHAW!