Wolficide - you're kidding Lyrics

Hey Josh
It's your grandfather
Of, is this really true?
Have you taken complete leave of your senses?
You're making an album?

Oh dear lord boy
Don't tell me it's gonna be some of that
Crappy, hip-hop, ruin america
For god sake
This is not the way your father was raised
And certainly not the way you were raised
But, you know what?
Give me a call when you get the message
Why don't you and I sit down
And let me tell you about some good music
Like some Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band or something
I don't understand all this Hip-Hop stuff
I don't know where you're going with this
You're making an album?
Alright, the only thing is if you become a super big superstar or something
Can I get a new car?
That would be so, so nice
But, but, I don't understand what you're doing
I think you've gone crazy
You're a young man
You're supposed to concentrate on your education
And furthering your future
And what the hell is this shit about an album
I don't know where you've gone off the tracks young man

Oh
I hope you're not angry at me
But, sometimes I feel as thought I have to
Well, I dunno
The old expression would be
I'd have to pull your coat and whip you to something good
And I just feel as if you've gone batshit crazy