There she is
Sippin on that beer
Coming to the bar
For so many years
A designer purse
Hangin on the chair
Rings on her fingers
Bar goers beware
100 pounds but tough
Quick with a quip
She likes you or not
She'll give you a finger flip
Tales every night
Bout her life before
What'll it be tonight?
She's never a bore
This is the story
'Bout the queen of the bar
Living life to the fullest
She was the star
Small and fiesty
Drinking her beer
She gathered a crowd
Eager to hear
A New York attorney
Pilot and engineer
Flipped a few houses
Done it all it appears
Workin for Nascar
Travels in her jet
Owns an almond farm
Unbelievable and yet
Every detail is there
In the tales she shares
Don't ever doubt her
Or get caught in her snare
She is Dorothy in Oz
Her dreams are real
To her and to all of us
Judi's the real deal
Sitting round a fire
In the days of youth
Stories came alive
With little to no truth
Never miss a chance
To tell your story
Judi told them all
In all her glory