[ Featuring Joey Batey ]
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
The Witcher loved his woman
The sorceress beauty
But the solemn golden dragon
Told them it was not to be
The wise sad dragon's truths
Broke what never could repair
But that lovable old lutenist
Won the hearts of the huntress pair
Oh the Golden One with the golden rules
Two long-necked warriors with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
We're just fools
