Beauty's in the eyes that behold it but my mind gets hazy and I can't control it
The not-so-wise man, Johnny, Jimmy and Jack
Make me settle for less
Then I wake on my back to see
Coyote Ugly
She looks like a zombie lying in my bed
The whiskey and wine must have made me blind
I should have gone home by myself instead
I'm with Coyote ugly
Those rose-colored glasses made her look so fine
But now I'm pinned, look at the state I'm in
Maybe I'll rip my arm off and leave it behind, yeah
I should have known when I took her home
It was too damn easy to get her alone
Now her teeth are missing and her eye is out
With a screw-on leg, there really is no doubt
That she's
Coyote Ugly
She looks like a zombie lying in my bed
The whiskey and wine must have made me blind
I should have gone home by myself instead
I'm with Coyote ugly
Those rose-colored glasses made her look so fine
But now I'm pinned, look at the state I'm in
Maybe I'll rip my arm off and leave it behind
Now I don't mean to give a offense
But she's more like a pirate then a love interest
She should be plundering seven seas
But instead she's passed out in the bed with me
Somebody help me
Coyote Ugly
She looks like a zombie lying in my bed
The whiskey and wine must have made me blind
I should have gone home by myself instead
I'm with Coyote ugly
Those rose-colored glasses made her look so fine
But now I'm pinned, look at the state I'm in
Maybe I'll rip my arm off and leave it behind, yeah