I am Jack the f*cking fly
Gonna fly around your house
Avoiding your fly swatter
What a bitch slug f*cker
I am Jack the f*cking fly
Gonna buzz around your head
I am chemical resistant
Pyrethrins can't knock me down
Compound eyes make me see your irrelevance
Furious face swallow my salty dominance
Contaminating your tasty food, for my own pleasure
Look at you ugly hooman trying to swat me, but I
Can't be catched
Can't be trapped
Can't be stopped
Can't be snaped
Can't be smashed
Just like you f*ck your sister
I am Jack the f*cking fly
Gonna fly around your house
I am the quickest Diptera
Not a bloody Hemiptera
I am Jack the f*cking fly
Gonna buzz around your head
Some call me Barry Allen
Others Pietro Maximoff
Compound eyes make me see your irrelevance
Furious face swallow my salty dominance
Contaminating your tasty food, for my own pleasure
Look at you ugly hooman trying to swat me, but I
Can't be catched
Can't be trapped
Can't be stopped
Can't be snaped
Can't be smashed
Just like you f*ck your sister