Wincent Weiss - You and Me (In My Pocket) Lyrics

I wish you smelled a little funny
Not just funny, really really bad
We could roam the streets forever
Just like cats but we'd never stray

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
I could raise you in the tub at home
We could take a swim together
On weekly day trips to the bay

Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me, you and me

I really wish that you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
I'd sing for you and that would be okay

Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me,

People say there are plenty of fish
In the sea, baby, all I do is wish

I wish, I wish, I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow, but, but paralyzed
Then I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away

Ha
(Oh you and me, you and me)
(You and me, you and me)
(You and me, you and me)

Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me

Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me, you and me