Willard Sound Express - Willwolf Lyrics

I was walking through the woods
My hood was up and my eyesight was dimmed from fog
There, I saw a creature so tall and disgusting
It saw me
I ran leaving
I walked past where it was standing, weeks later
Raccoon entrails
Dip
And trash from the old mill
That's when I knew that this was no ordinary Will

Willwolf
Living in his lair
No time to hide
Just keep yourself alive

I, a young oaf
Chilling in my town car
My female companion beside me
My attention was lost
My fixation changed to the Willwolf standing at home plate
Overwhelmed by fear, I began to steer
Hoping for no intrusion, I put myself into conclusion
That I needed to have some seclusion from the Willwolf

Willwolf
Waiting to scare
So you best beware
Just keep your raccoons alive

So, my boy Will and I, we were tired one evening from chasing raccoons
His mom decided to read us a bedtime story
It was his favorite
Will instantly became disgusting
His hair turned into worms
His mouth overflowing with saliva, he let out a loud

Willwolf
The oaf died
The oaf died
The oaf died