Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the tax man, yeah
I'm the tax man
Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the tax man, yeah
I'm the taxman
If you drive a car
I'll tax the street
If you try to fix it
I'll tax your seat
If it gets too cold
I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk
I'll tax your feet
Oh tax man
Don't ask me what I want it for
Ah ah, Mr. Wilson
If you don't want to pay some more
Ah ah, Mr. Heath
'Cause I'm the tax man, yeah
I'm the tax man
Now my advice for those who die
Tax man
Declare the pennies on your eye
Tax man
'Cause I'm the tax man, yeah
I'm the tax man
If you drive a car
I'll tax the street
If you try to fix it
I'll tax your seat
If it gets too cold
I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk
I'll tax your feet
Oh tax man
Don't ask me what I want it for
Ah ah, Mr. Wilson
If you don't want to pay some more
Ah ah, Mr. Heath
'Cause I'm the tax man, yeah
I'm the tax man
Now my advice for those who die
Tax man
Declare the pennies on your eye
Tax man
'Cause I'm the tax man, yeah
I'm the tax man
And you're working for no one but me
Tax man