Quit rock 'n' roll, sell your soul, go to law school
Join a fraternity, make them think you're real cool
Buy them all drinks, crash straight into the median
Tell the cops that you thought you'd get away with it
Let's be honest man, you could never ever sing
Your guitar was out of tune, playing some other thing
You gotta quit rock 'n' roll, you gotta sell your soul
What's left of it anyway
And I'm not your brother, I'm not your friend
I'm just the voice in the back of your head
If it's all gonna end, it's all gonna end
Without your brother, without your friend
It's all gonna end, if it's all gonna end
Quit rock 'n' roll, sell your soul, go to law school
Join a fraternity, make them think you're real cool
Buy them all drinks, crash straight into the median
Tell the cops that you thought you'd get away with it