The Widowers - Hotline Lyrics

1-800-love-me-up
Gimme a loner, and I'll tell her what
It used to be, to be a man
And I'll bore her to tears, tears again
1-800-psychiatrist
Gimme an ear, and I'll give you a list
Of reasons for a new, blank time
Whaddya care man, it's my dime

I called a hotline
I called a hotline
I called a hotline
I called a hotline

555-5557
Man, that voice is gonna take me to heaven
Is it a woman, a man or disease
Cause I've got thoughts and shaky knees
555-5555-8
I heard that's the number to fetch a date
A good time, a 10, or a fashion play
Anything will save me nowadays

I called a hotline
I called a hotline
I called a hotline
I called a hotline

True love through the phone
True love through the phone
True love through the phone
True love through the phone

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I called a hotline
I called a hotline
I called a hotline
I called a hotline