I'm not a songwriter I'm not a guitarist
I'm a food stamp spending starving artist
I'm an underemployed underachiever
Illegal alien take me to your leader
I just wanna take up some space
Can't find nothin' to do in this place
I just wanna take up some space
An' when I'm gone I won't leave a trace
I looked around an just like I thought
I lost every damn one a them quarters I dropped
Don't think I like you Sam-i-ell
But I know that when you leave it'll hurt like hell
I just wanna take up some space
Can't find nothin to do in this place
I just wanna take up some space
An when I'm gone I won't leave a trace