Whodini - The Haunted House Of Rock Lyrics

Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet

The last building to your left on a dead-end street.
Youll find skeleton bones outside on the pavement

And torture chambers down in the basement.
Cobwebs hangin' over your head

And music bein' played by the grateful dead.
And spinnin' on the turntables back to back

Is no other than my main man wolfman Jack.
The M. C. of the night rappin' to the tunes

Is the creature from the black lagoon.
There's a sign on the door that can't be missed

It reads 'Enter
but at your own risk'

'Cause people been reported goin' in the haunted house

But never again seen comin' out.
You ask me if it's true
Ill leave it up to you

Here's an invite
I hope I see you tonight.

We sent out invitations for weeks and weeks

We invited in all kinds of creeps

Like Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyke
the Adams family and the monster five

The invisible man
where could he be? We know he got inside the party free.
One of these days they're gonna catch him red-handed

If not for sneakin' in free
for being a booty bandit.
The bartender was cute
but kinda hairy

And Dracula was killin' those Bloody Marys.
He got drunk as a skunk
and started trouble all night

But everybody knew his bark was worse than his bite.
It was the only place for you to be

The first 200 witches in the party were free.
And all was well until the clock struck 12

Everybody jumped up and started raisin' hell.

They were screaming'
they were breakin'
they were foaming at the mouth

Just minor side effects of the haunted house.
You'll have haunted dreams in your sleep

You'll be tossin' and turnin' to the funky beat.
Frankenstein was there with some crazy little chick

I think she said her name was 'Voodoo an a stick'.
She had a big fat head and a skinny body

I couldn't be caught with her alone
let alone at a party.
Egor was there with the monster crew
I seen everybody there except you.
Why didn't you come
weren't yau prepared

Or could it be that you were scared

It's just not fair that you couldn't be there

Because you really missed a lot and I'm tellin' you

We really brought the place down at the haunted house of rock.