Whiskey Dick's Hotel - I Never Wanted to See You Nekkid Lyrics

I never wanted to see you nekkid
I didn't wish to get this far
I did not want to wear your panties
Or finger bang you in your car (cause I got a truck)

It was late one night at the brew-n-cue
And I saw me a lady that I thought was kind of cute
So I bought me a pitcher and I headed over yon way

I wished Ida had me a friend on the phone
To remind me I had my beer goggles on
Lord it would have saved on some child support

I never wanted to see you nekkid
I didn't wanna take you home
I did not want you to have my baby
Feels like I'm livin in the twilight zone

Thinking back that night it was a dark and smokey place
Fortunate for you I couldn't see your ugly face
Or ida went runnin like my bowels after Texican food

She was missing ten teeth kinda skinny crow's feet
2 x 6 ass itty bitty sock teets
Lord did ya have to get me just for tyin one on

I never wanted to see you nekkid
I wished I'd never know'd your name
I did not want to pork your mammy
Behind those bleachers at our boys ball game

I never, ever wanted to see you nekkid, yeah
I never, ever wanted to see you nekkid, yeah
I never, ever wanted to see you nekkid, yeah
I never, ever wanted to see you nekkid

What have I done
What have I done (Oh my)
What have I done (Good Lord)
What have I done
What have I done